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Woman – Man
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(In response to U.M Sahai’s witty piece I made a mess of my comments. Hopefully rectified below.)
If you want to be rid of a man
It takes time and money.
Mathematically we can say:
Couple = time + money but time is money….so we can say
Couple = money + money or
= money but couple = woman + man……so we can say
Money = woman + man or
Woman + man = money hence
Woman = money – man
Q.E.D. ….at last! (~L-)
I was priding myself as a scholar in mathematics but here in these calculations I am getting totally confused.
Money = Woman + Man
Therefore Woman = Money – Man
And also Man = Money – Woman
so what are we trying to prove.
Man & woman both are problems and in trying to resolve their problems we are wasting both our money & our time. Better let the problems be. 🙂
@Vishvnand,
Prof. Vijay Ji,
I stand over the accuracy of my equation and logic.
Your conclusions are, in fact, quite correct.
It seems that I may have omitted the variable “Lawyer” from my calculations,
Gion
gion
loved it
@rajdeep,
Thank you Rajdeep.
There is always room for levity,
Gion
Gion, actually in real life, normally
Woman = Man + Money
Man – Money = loner , because such a man will not get any woman.
All you men there, this is a stale topic now, let it rest! 🙂 You cannot win!
@parminder, But who said we want to win?
Hhahahahaha……………..Money – Man
Gion Math…………
Stars = 5